clevelandmike
ClevelandMike
clevelandmike

Attention seeking boxer. And it worked, too.

Yes, but you forget, this is Deadspin, so snarkiness and insults must come first. There’s no room for thoughtfulness.

Yes. And if Manziel starts, the Browns are still idiots, right?

That wouldn’t shock me one bit. Strange things happen out in Lubbock. It’s the Corvallis of the Big 12...without the happening nightlife.

Awesome. Bielema deserves it. The way he left Wisconsin was rather underhanded. Plus, he played the same type of schedule with the Badgers that Ohio State plays.

The Lost Boys. One of the most underrated horror films ever made.

Really? I’m disappointed.

Until last week, I hadn’t been in a Taco Bell in at least a year.

Sure. Except Mox would have never won a Heisman playing for Brown.

Oh, by the way, Manziel just threw a long TD pass. On third and 19, even.

Yeah, the Browns defense held on fourth down on the next drive.

Of course you will. Right after the Royals blow Game 7 of the World Series to the Cardinals.

Dammit.

Johnny.

Wow Drew. Pretty harsh. That probably cut Packers fans all the way to the bone.

Wow. Comments like this are exactly why I still come here.

No. Denver’s been trolling Cleveland since January 11, 1987. I can’t say that Denver’s population is less insufferable than Seattle’s, because at least toward my hometown, that hasn’t been the case since The Drive.

How long did Beadle last at NBC? It wasn’t very long, if I recall.

So, a five-time major winner qualifies as “second-rate”?