I have a soft spot in my heart for Newcastle. They might be my favorite team if they didn’t have one of the most idiotic owners I’ve ever seen in any sport. Due largely to him, the Magpies consistently underachieve. And I’m American, so I’ve seen more than my share of idiotic owners.

I’m part Welsh. This made me laugh very hard.

The Magpies should own the northern third of England. They have one of the three best stadiums in the Premier League. And they have the British equivalent of Art Modell as an owner. I feel your pain, Newcastle fans.

No, that’s Aston Villa. Villa owner Randy Lerner used to own the Browns.

Still the silliest song you will ever hear at a sporting event. But it is catchy.

I remember this game well.

I second this. Dammit.

61 years old. Too damn young anymore, man.

Timothy Burke, meet Tim Hortons...field.

I can’t get used to the multiple men in motion. Although I will admit that when I watch a CFL game, and then watch an NFL game, it makes our version look plodding and slow.

My sister-in-law has one of those little dogs. She actually carried Smoochie (yep) in her purse.

Yep, Cleveland. The Rams skipped town after winning the ‘45 NFL Championship. Plus, the Browns were coming and everyone knew they were going to be successful right out of the gate.

As an Indians fan...oh well. No sympathy here. Kluber is signed long-term, Bauer will be around, Salazar is young, and Cody Anderson has been a nice find. The Tribe may trade Carrasco, however.

The Giants.

It’s actually a pretty good film. Patton Oswalt’s never done anything better.

I’ve been to Buffalo. Been to Philadelphia. There’s really not that much difference in the women. At least the Buffalo women know how to treat a wing bowl.

It’s sad that Jonathan Brandis killed himself. And that Jaye Davidson has apparently fallen off the face of the earth. Two names from the 90s that should have been a lot bigger than they were.

Watch what happens in Cobb County with the Braves.

Hey, Atlanta — thanks for the gift 35 years ago.

I will argue this all day long. Miller High Life was my beer of choice until Yuengling finally made its way west to Ohio about four years ago. So, 1) Yuengling, and very distant 2) High Life.