They actually closed the Winking Lizard closest to me in Rocky River.

Bernie Madoff investments. The contract was actually investigated. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/21/spo…

At $1.2 million per year until 2035? Well, the Mets spend less annually on Shake Shack, but still...

That photo made me laugh. Lawson's was the convenience store of choice in the Cleveland area when I was a kid in the 70s and 80s. Same color scheme, too, IIRC.

I'm really confused by West Virginia. What connection does Paul Molitor have to the state?

So you can get prescription drugs cheaper, great margaritas, and Mexican Coke in Oregon?

The murder part has been removed, but his position changed to "sniper/bear killer".

Shhh! Deadspin doesn't like that mentioned! The phrase "Wisconsin basketball" is taboo at the Deadspin office.

DING! You are correct, Senator!

How the hell do you get liquored up on Miller Lite?

That view. It's like BYU's, only better.

The Cubs' farm system is quite impressive, and Joe Maddon and Jon Lester were excellent pickups this offseason. Vegas has them at 12-1 to win the World Series, according to the Sporting News.

Honestly, the Cubs will be doing a lot of that the rest of this decade.

Oh, no question Kinnick's better. But I'm a WVU fan, and the Iowa State people have been nothing but great to the Mountaineer rooters (hell, the whole Big 12 has been great).

I will be rooting for the Cyclones. My bracket has them going all the way to the title game, where they will promptly get rototilled by the one-and-done Caliparis.

Awful football stadium? I've seen it on TV and read articles about Jack Trice Stadium, as well as his namesake (seriously, read some articles about Jack Trice).

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Villa won't go down (although they probably deserve to be relegated). My choice for the third relegation spot is Sunderland. Burnley should play better just from the sheer momentum of defeating Man City.

There's probably like, ONE GUY, watching that glorified vidcast on his phone at a Buffalo Wild Wings, shaking his fist for three seconds because Simmons relegated Kyrie Irving to the Ryan Reynolds tier.

Heh, heh, heh...