Pictured: Any high school party in any white suburban neighborhood in the United States on any Friday night.

I'm a Fulham fan, and they were relegated last year.

Yeah, but Luck has the pedigree. His dad, Oliver Luck, the current athletic director at West Virginia, at least played in the NFL.

Westbrook ain't quick enough to do that. Dirty enough? Well...

As a fan, I honestly hope that happens.

One example about how crossflexing affects the broadcast schedule: In Cleveland, Fox 8 and WOIO 19 (CBS) each carry four home games this season.

They might well be happy. The weather, while not the best recently, certainly isn't as terrible as it could be for the middle of December. Plus, we have an almost embarrassingly high number of excellent restaurants now. Maybe he likes Michael Symon.

As an Indians fan, I hope so.

"Did Hannah change too?"

I always thought people from Wisconsin could handle their booze better than the rest of us. I guess I was wrong.

This. I'm 5'8", and while the world is generally built for people of average height, NFL quarterbacks are generally not of average height. Manziel is the same height as my brother, but my brother isn't going to be chased around by the Cincinnati Bengals' defense on Sunday.

This happened on Saturday night. Deadspin is just now reporting it on Monday evening.

Double yoy? Yinzer alert!

Read between the lines. Johnny is the new starter until circumstances dictate otherwise.

I have two words I'm thinking of right now. The second one is "you".

That actually concerns me more than Roorda's statement. Technically, his statement was correct, at least under the letter of the law and what occurred with the grand jury, who had far more information than anyone else did.

Let me guess. Raiders fan.

This should have been one of the best weeks of Kosta Karageorge's life. Fifth year senior, final Senior Tackle, final Michigan game.

My friend's reason for picking the Packers was their ownership structure. He told me, "I had one team move on me once. I'm not going through that again."

When the Browns left Cleveland, a friend of mine switched to the Packers and never got into the new team. He still roots for Green Bay and has even gone up to Wisconsin for training camp.