He's Jewish and he lived there. I don't really expect him to say anything less.

About fifteen years ago I broke my left arm when I slipped on the ice while walking the dog. My arm hung there — no pain until I got to the hospital. The endorphins kicked in, but they didn't last long. I still have occasional twinges to this day.

There's good and bad in every city. I've been in parts of Pittsburgh that are just as bad as parts of Cleveland. Pittsburgh is also a good site for a fort, but not a city — too many hills and water on three sides. Also, the parkway and those tunnels. Ugh.

So let me get this straight, someone made real porn videos out of every Letter to Penthouse headline ever written? Because that's how this reads.

The Gungans find this logo incredibly offensive.

Honestly? I would take that. Three Cy Young winners in less than 10 seasons.

I've lived in both places. I like my 20 minute commute in CLE now, thank you very much. And it doesn't feel like I'm going to melt in the summer, either.

Some of us want to be here, smart guy.

Agreed. Look at all the good karma Bills fans sent Cleveland after we lost the Browns. I will never, ever forget those efforts and I root for everything Buffalo except when the Bills play the Browns.

Because the Maple Leafs are Canada's most popular team even if they haven't won a Cup since 1967. Two years before I was born. Hope springs eternal on Yonge Street, and they keep getting smacked in the face. Every. Single. Season.

That's Wisconsin. Get it right.

...and that's why America should be rooting for Johnny Manziel. Can you imagine the look on some ESPN NFL analyst's face when he's told he has to spend the next three weeks in Cleveland, and every other week during the season?

Oh, shut up. You obviously have never been here.

I don't know. Ask O.J. Simpson.

Ass. But it made me laugh, so +1.

You misspelled "Fourteen".

Unlike many Browns fans, I have actually forgiven Art Modell. Life's too short.

or...

I didn't know Larry Brown was at SMU. Hell, I didn't know he was still alive.

Not a fan of his sportscasting style, but no snark here. Scott turns 49 on Saturday. Well done, Stuart, happy birthday and Godspeed.