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I had the chance to interact with Cardale recently where he was surrounded by Buckeye fans (i.e. a perfect opportunity to be a standoffish jerk or pull rank on the dirty huddled masses) and have to say, Cardale is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. Was more than gracious with everyone. Good for him on getting

I’ve been to hundreds of games at dozens of stadiums (MLB/NBA/NFL/NHL) and have never once heard a racial slur toward a player. Tons of drunk trash talking, yes, but nothing like what you hear about in Boston. I mean, shit, the Dawg Pound throws bones and batteries, not racist fruit.

Year 13: Play meaningful minutes in a championship run.

My two year old projectile vomited all over herself in our car.

Blink-182 being the headliner for a luxury destination vacation should have been a huge red flag. Nothing against them, per se, but they play corporate and media gigs all over the place, and if they played a (larger) Chicago street festival they would just barely headline over some of the more well known cover bands

Cavs fan here if you can’t tell. That dunk was sick and merciless. And yet Tristan stuck with it. I was in my living room and shrunk into into the fetal position. Until halftime where I snapped out of it.

Timofey, Kevin, and Delly would disagree with his assessment.

*Sashi Brown scrambles to grab his phone*

I had a Florida State starter jacket and a Detroit Lions winter one. Every one of my friends had a different one, definitely including that sweet Hornets jacket.

Dammit I’m still in the greys?

I’ve only been to one game in the Garden, but was extraordinarily lucky enough to be invited to baller seats right behind the Knicks bench earlier this season as the Cavaliers eviscerated them. The first thing I took away from my seats was the weird fact that Carmelo sits on three enormous cushions on top of his

Was lucky enough to be in the stands...she did indeed land in what looked like a foam dumpster but I think was meant to be a coal car (with foam blocks of coal). Regardless, it was interesting...immediately a couple of roadies jumped up on the edge to fish her out. And then it took a very weirdly long time to get her,

Truthfully, the best package for beer is cans, particularly because of this reason (but also for packing, traveling, not shattering, etc.) Some people insist there is a metallic taste, which hasn’t been an issue for decades.

I got pulled over in Tyler once, in a rental car on a work trip. Giant Texas Ranger type, and I thought we for sure were in for some Texas hospitality to northern boys. Nope, we are white, and just got a warning. SHOCKING. Didn’t even make me get out to check for weapons.

Nobody goes there.

“It’s now been over 25 years since a work stoppage has interrupted an MLB season.”

Has anyone experienced the phenomenom where the more expensive the pair of jeans, the faster they disintegrate? I’ve had Levis last 10 times the length of some $250 yuppie pair.

Has anyone experienced the phenomenom where the more expensive the pair of jeans, the faster they disintegrate? I’ve

As a Cleveland Cavs and Indians fan living in Wrigleyville and in deep mourning only countered by repeatedly watching YouTube videos of the NBA Finals Game 7, I’m wondering if I should put my Indians hat away (and pass up all the sympathy all the Clevelanders who live in Chicago are giving each other) and get out my

Browns fan here of course. Nope, Pittsburgh would still crush the Browns.

As an Indians fan who lives in Wrigleyville and was at Game 7, I was shocked at the insufferableness of roughly 40% of the Cubs fans who made the trek to Cleveland. From Game 1 to 7. That fully includes hysterical burning river jokes and full throated wife beater defending.