I'm pretty sure there aren't many people who praise Waterworld as a towering piece of philosophy, and I don't think there are any congressmen who give their new staffers a copy of Waterworld and talk about how inspirational it is.

Faye Dunaway was going to be Dagny in the ca. 1980 miniseries that fell through.

Daniel Day Lewis would have been good.

I imagine Ian McKellan would have beaten him to death with his staff on day one.

God bless you, internet.

Wonder what ol' Rolf Benirschke is up to these days.

WHICH version of A Christmas Carol? They are not all created equal.

I really thought it was going to end with Davros actually dying after he and the Doctor share a moment, with the twist being Missy taking Davros's place, and Clara being trapped as a Dalek.

That photoshoppery is not great.

I watched that joyless Ten Commandments reboot Ridley Scott made.

He was taking a break from signing autographs.

Cameo status is based on screen time, not lead time for the announcement.

I was there too. I saw Ernie Hudson eat a sandwich in the basement of the Marriott!

Those are pretty awful, honestly.

Repetition isn't rhyming, George. The word "shit" doesn't rhyme with the word "shit."

Apparently so.

Who has time for that? I just buy a big bag of pre-made semi-colons at Costco. Bag lasts a long time.

"Wonder Where I'm Bound" is a good album.

I'm trying to imagine a kid in 2002 using his precious computer time before dad yelled "Get off the internet! I need to make a phone call!" to go to the Kids Page For Mitt. I just can't see it.

Even Bedouins hate the phone company.