That one's pretty good, but it's not as good as the Donovan song about astronauts pooping in their space suits. I mean, is there a better lyric than "Spacemen wear old
di-a-pers/ In which they shit and pee!"?

They treated elderly Lafayette very poorly!

The Sarah Silverman episode is truly terrible.

I SAW TERRY GILLIAM WITH MY OWN EYES AT DRAGON CON.

I went to Dragon Con. Jesus, what a fucking crowded pile of fuck that was.

I agree.

Sisko's hair is the anti-Riker's beard. DS9 becomes much better once Sisko's hair is imprisoned in the penal colony on Hirstutus III.

Agreed. You don't realize what towering, Olivier-like figures Shatner and Nimoy are until you watch some of those fan-made productions like Star Trek: The New Voyages or whatever, and see other actors trying to pull that off.

Damn.
*shakes head sadly*

Aw, I was looking forward to savagely mocking this on the internet.

I like that.

That was less than informative.

A friend of mine encountered Dustin Diamond at a chess tournament. He is apparently the most obnoxious douchebag imaginable. Go figure.

Except Lucas retcons the enslaving objection away in the prequels by having slavery in the Republic. The Republic Army was an army of slaves, and in the prequels all the Jedi seemed cool with buying an army of people to work to death.

There was a Paul Verhoeven interview in the 90s where he said more or less this same thing. Starship Troopers was inspired by WWII propaganda films and his burning hatred of Star Wars. Are you Paul Verhoeven, sir?

Pshaw. A little detail like that won't stop the genius of Batman and Robin and I Am Legend.

"I wish I could tell you the murdering tramps fought the good fight…"

Don't forget "and then the earth disintegrates while the last living human watches."

I'm sure the fist fight between Will Smith and Karellen will be the high point of Childhood's End.

I imagine it's probably not hard to make Harlan Ellison's head explode. He probably employs an assistant to follow him around and pick up exploded head bits.