Wes Studi as Tonto and Depp as the Lone Ranger? That would be interesting.

That's a retcon, though. In Empire and Jedi, he was just an alien, and you see other aliens like him.

Yeah, I think there should have been some fight that was unlike any fight in the original trilogy, some things that really high-end Jedi and Sith do. I was expecting that from Yoda and Dooku, too.

Well, in Empire and Jedi he was just an alien that looked like that. He was particularly alien in the original hologram in Empire. The he-was-a-guy-who-got-disfigured thing was a later retcon. You get brief looks at some other aliens that are the same species in Jedi—they were part of the Emperor's retinue at the…

Nemesis wasn't terrible because it coincided with Enterprise on tv. Nemesis was terrible because it was TERRIBLE.

Yeah, the original was not very good. It's an interesting artifact of it's time, as an example of Peak Arnold, but it's not Citizen Kane on Mars.

Steve Purcell? Ok, I'm sold.

I think Total Recall will flop, but I don't think that's really a surprise.

Man, that guy must really like ice.

This school's got a few surprises in her, sister.

I would support you in your brutal rise to power.

The town is surrounded by hillbillies, though. Of course, you can say that about southern Illinois as well.

That was a good one.

Are they orbiting Coruscant?

I think I will join you in the great beyond.

Hm. I really like this site, but I don't think I'm interested in this. Good luck.

It's hated because it combines the worst features of TNG and Lost in Space.

If that was on a t-shirt I would wear that t-shirt to DragonCon.

They should just change the name of the network to "Ghost Rasslin'"

That was pretty badass. "Kill the men that get past me."