David Lynch's Dune wasn't terrible because of studio interference, it was terrible because David Lynch wrote a terrible script, designed a terrible production, and directed a terrible movie. The three + hour cut that David Lynch wanted would not have looked less shitty, and it wouldn't magically have had less crappy…

That's interesting.

The balrog. Anything that makes your wizard yell things like "Run!" and "This foe is beyond any of you!" and "Fly, you fools!"

The same people who forgot to put Dune on it. It's a tragic miscarriage of justice.

Yeah, Zardoz and David Lynch's DUne should be on this list.

It would be funny if Serenity won the best AND worst poll.

You know, you're right. You shouldn't look at him and say, "oh, who's that guy?" At the prologue of Lord of the Rings, when Sauron shows up, everybody gulps and steps back, and you could instantly tell that Sauron was some sort of more-than-human supernatural creature. You should get a similar sense from Ares,…

I saw it in the theater, before reading the book, and it is an incomprehensible mess. It is a total failure of a movie.

It was an ENORMOUS flop, it was universally panned, it is generally considered to be a horrible adaptation of a beloved property—all the criteria that apply to Phantom Menace apply to Dune. Phantom Menace at least has a good lightsaber battle. The fight scenes in Dune are terrible. murky messes. I saw Dune on opening…

David Lynch's Dune is the worst movie ever made. Why isn't it on here?

That is both brilliant and horrible. Oh god.

I had forgotten how truly terrible that movie was.

The word "Batman" on the bell-bottom cuffs is what really sells it.

Jimmy Carter, Warlord of Mars.

The shuttle doesn't fly on electricity, though. How are we going to generate the enormous power for the Big Space Train? The space station doesn't require enormous superconductors to keep it up.

I WOULD WATCH THE HELL OUT OF THAT!

Total Recall was R, the others weren't.

Jesus Christ...OF MARS!

If you look at that list of Mars movies, the only one that was successful was rated R.

Look, to do the 15,000-foot mountainside version, you can't build it in a vacant lot in Ontario next to the IKEA. The mountains in Canada that meet that requirement are in the Yukon. A 15,000-foot mountain in the Yukon is A HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT. If you do it near the other pole, you are in Antarctica, which is EARTH'S…