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Yep, just a good Photoshop

My understanding is that is the appeal. It isn’t that the necessarily love whatever product more than anything else in the world so much as it is having fun just making your ride look ridiculous and having a good time with it. The dumber an outsider thinks the car is, the cooler it becomes within the circle of people…

Sierra Nevada Celebration is the holiday beer I am always happy to find on the shelves. It also fills that niche like the Sam Adams Winter where you can bring it to a party without scaring anybody off. The Bell’s Christmas sounds delicious and I will look for it. The Plaid Habit sounds dangerous and I will look out…

I’m sure this joke will fall flat on some people, as photoshop is clearly not your forte, but I thought it was pretty sharp.

Altezza is a whole shit load better.

So, $315k for what is basically a sonotube on wheels?
CP

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Sorry, but what vehicle is this?

Depends... are you in Temecula?

Puh-lease.

You spelled Metta World Peace wrong. Understandable, mistake. FYI Ron Artest is also a valid answer.

DO NOT covet thy wife’s Audi!

If you combined the ones that don’t work, could it make a functional vehicle?

You own 2 cars, max, and a bunch of parts, a few of which may hold some measure of value. 

On a serious note, god do I love my Fiesta ST. I could be the only person to have bought one (sometimes I think that’s the case), and I still wouldn’t care in the slightest. With the deals you can get on them both new and used currently they’re an even better deal than they already were.

That looks real good...comin outta the back of his c-pillar there...

and the Truckdor comes in the...NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.