cleslie14
former subaru baja owner
cleslie14

Tell me more about that Pony.

How did they not sell a million of these things with marketing like this?

It’s not a conspiracy, but it’s totally true!

Free burnout!

Probably VW.

Yes, or you could wear both pairs of pants.

The very reason that you think they would is why they don’t. Camry owners aren’t replacing their damaged bumpers.

Strap in! We goin’ racin!

Re: the company responsible for this 3-Eleven:

Found the person that still uses a derogatory term to insult total strangers on the internet, good job!

This is a gloriously on point question.

I did too. You are not alone, my fellow nerdling.

It’s saying something that I recognized the sword as Glamdring before noticing anything about the model.

  1. They say in the commercials that if you drive one of these, old ladies will shout at you, “That’s not a Buick!” Do you find that to be the case?

Those graphics would look so good on a bobbed 1st gen turbo Caravan. We can call it the “Shity Turbo”

Close enough

Only if driven by a Guy Fieri impersonator who will only take you to Flavor-town.

But you do seem to have a firm grasp on “jankiest”