FIBER FIX IT.

Better every loop.

Should have had a beer train going like this dude. Bonus points for his O&A shirt.

I’m all for a cheaper R8!

That Mercedes! It’s a 500E Coupe with a manual!!!!! ERRRMMMAAAGGGEEERRRDDDD!!!!!!

Any reason for the auto camo on just the trunk lid? Did they really want to keep that one panel’s lines secret, or is hiding some crazy plot-twisty badge like “hybrid” or “LS Powered”?

I want your Grand Wagoneer. As it sits is fine.

1. How long do you think it’ll be before they’re forced to change the name of the Fat Boy to something more body-positive, like Curvy Boy?

I’m fascinated that you two have had, at minimum, one conversation about this vehicle!  

I thought about the VX220 (I don’t remember the name of the Opel) when I read this too. I believe the Pontiac Solstice and Saturn Skye are associated with this in some way.

“There are dozens of us!!”

No… THIS is a Safari!

You mean to tell me you don’t read everything in May’s voice? It can’t just be me...

“the only remaining aluminium-bodied production GTB/4"

The DS is not really a sportscar, at least ont something to benchmark.

Brilliant video — this DeMuro guy could fit right in here at Jalopnik!

code name Trogdor.

If i had a time travel machine,
I’d use it to travel into the future,
so i could steal a time travel machine,
and use it to travel back into the past,
so i could give it to myself in the first place.

That he, himself is a rogue AI that has developed full sentience and built a very nearly convincing body and is now attempting to kill off any future competition while humanity still has a chance to do so in order to eventually reveal himself and take his place as God King.

I can go away for a weekend with just a backpack’s worth.