Having lived in Dallas for 12 years, Yes to all.

I dunno... Houston is pretty terrible...

No, the worst city in Texas is Houston, especially if you need to use the washroom.

I don’t know how those young women stay warm.

have you ever wanted to see a bunch of trust fund, mid 20s, finely dressed SMU grads/frat/sorority types sipping $12 cocktails and standing around while some sort of rap/house music drowns out any conversation? no?

Hopefully this report erases any doubt that he is and has always been an irredeemable fucking asshole. Go away forever. Signed, Everyone.

Browns Mgmt: Johnny we’re going to have to cut ties with you.