I feel the same. I was 24 years old when the trial was televised. I had just given birth to my only child, and I accidentally discovered she was fascinated with the trial, mostly because it was head shots of people talking very calmly, and as a six week old, she loved that. I’ve told her it’s the first thing she…

Fuck yeah.

I’m 45 years old. I haven’t entered menopause (yet), but let me tell you: I’ve got a LOT of shit to do. I’m looking at a third, fourth, and even fifth career, so I’m planning on hanging around long after my ovaries have dried up and shriveled into dust.

I think the best thing is when you’re throwing up so hard, food is coming out of your nose. I once saw whole corn kernels come out of my nostrils. I was so disgusted, I barfed some more.

When he was in office, I vowed that my grandchildren and great-grandchildren would know just how horrible this guy was. I’m going to keep that promise. I still can’t watch video of him for fear of getting flashbacks to that awful time.

I meant to add: there are a lot of cool little areas of Dallas, but I enjoy them greatly, so I’m not about to publicize them to the world.

Oil refineries and its proximity to the coast (humidity) creates a unique smellscape!

No one can afford Austin anymore.

LISTEN TO HOBBYLOBBYIST. Waco is gross as shit. They can’t even get pizza right in that town. And it’s the whitest large town in Texas, bar none. It’s so white, I’m scared as a white person to go there.

Agreed. The freaking humidity and the smells in Houston, UG.

At the same time I want to defend Dallas (the city of my birth, and my mother’s birth, and my grandmother’s birth) AND I want to smack these women so hard they forget who they are.

Dear Meryl,

It’s the same old story. He’s going to have to find himself with nothing before he MAYBE realizes that he’s fucked up. No friends, no home, no money, no groupies, no attention, no fame, no salary, nothing. Even then sometimes addicts still find other people/factors to blame.

He should try being a teacher. Show up hungover and the kids are even louder than usual.

I’m on it. I’m in Dallas, and he’s the only ginge I’ve ever found attractive. BE RIGHT BACK, Y’ALL.

We figured out once that Uptown is actually ok from the hours of 4:30 pm to 9:30 pm. After that, it’s popped collared twat waffles as far as the eye can see.

Uptown IS definitely Doucheville. I avoid it like the plague.

You’re weird. Hardly anyone in Dallas even thinks about that TV show.

It’s about what I expected. I’m in Texas, I went to Texas A&M, and have a lot of mutual acquaintances with him (none of whom like him very much). He was ALWAYS a douche. Anyone who knew him back in his college or high school days saw all this coming from miles away. The rehab, the domestic violence, the entitled…

That’s a strange definition of “won.”