It’s a shame and i am right there with you. I’m specifically tired of being a Black American. A witness to the shooting called into the Today show this morning, and I swear to God he said, “with all the talk about people kneeling, the police officers were standing up and walking toward danger.” I had to rewind it and…

I have two little girls and I get all of this. I’m trying to not be a helicopter dad (It helps that the baby is all about having daddy around) but there are things that will always have me on edge when watching my little black girls grow. I have two sisters so I thought I was well prepared to be the father of girls…

My experiences with This is Us

Episode 1:
“Here we go with these wypipo making a show about a good ol white boy wypipoin all over his pregnant Mandy Moore with the one wypipo approved Mary Sue ass black dude thrown in their as a tokOMG THEYRE ALL RELATED”

Episode 3:
“I still dont trust it I mean Mandy Moore is wypipoing…

*posted elsewhere..

Volunteer fireman seems like a noble calling until you have to hang out with volunteer firemen.

After “then push his head down between my legs.” .. I didn’t see anything else.. I’m always here for good head!

When you said you car was stolen, I rejoiced b/c I thought you were talking about that hearse of a Magnum (the ugliest car ever)...but now I feel bad. Sorry! lol

So basically this was a question best kept to herself, lest she tell ON herself. Brandi, Brandi, Brandi, smh.

“(or so I’ve heard—I’ve never walked away from good dick. Your dick was trash, Todd!)”

Live view of Agatha before she hit submit, knowing she had a dragging:

Ain’t No Love In The Heart of The City—Bobby “Blue” Bland

The most accurate description of Bannon was when Desus Nice said he looked like he may smell like an almost empty beer can that was left out in the sun for a few weeks.

I’m gonna say evil people look like their soul has already left their body and their skin is only kept partially suspended over their bones by bugs like the alien on Men in Black.

This is why I always chuckle when a player says something foolish, like racism doesn’t affect me or something along those lines.

What is obvious is that it’s not just hicks and dropouts who are the deplorable as many would like to posit #notallyadayada. But then again we have known that for a long time, see the frat bros and all those who like to engage in casual racism. So the khakis and polo shirts are on and no amount of memes would make…

Would “a racist, murdering pig walked free and set an example that cops will always get away with killing black people” work better for you, Tazerface?

Pretty sure if you can’t get through the day without being told how awesome you are, you’re just a fragile white dude. You’re more upset that your ethics are being exposed than you are that your skin putting everyone else at a major disadvantage. You feel like a man without a country? Well, think about how all us…

Then don’t read Deadspin. Stay off anything connected to Kinja. Or your social media sites, forget about those. Fuck it, stay off the internet. Don’t watch TV, don’t listen to the radio. Stay indoors, with noise cancelling headphones, in the bathroom, with the water running.

Kinja is a ho and hoes ain’t loyal

One of my closest friends has, for 20+ years, been hearing “Oh wow you can skateboard?” and “Oh wow YOU like Sonic Youth?!!!!” Yeah he’s black.