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The people who are whining already bought your game, they are literally the players least likely to leave since they’re posting on your discord. Those players should be told they can’t have cookies for dinner every night. 

But, you see, guys: somewhere out there, deep within a shareholder’s portfolio, a number went up a tiny bit.

I think his upcoming(and now posthumous RIP Toriyama) Sand Land game looks fantastic. I was already going to get it but now I will do so with a heavy heart.

Usually I’m against non-apologies, but in this case it’s exactly the kind of apology the whiners deserve.

The customer isn’t always right, etc.

Like, I get it, professionalism for its own sake has value and you don’t want to turn away customers. But I feel like the capital “G” gamers harassing the devs aren’t really owed niceties and decorum like that, and it’s just that general air of entitled consumerism that makes us

LMAO. I almost have 100 hours. The patch is the first of many tweaks to get the game where they want. The true issue, which was even an issue before this is the spawning at higher difficulties. But sure you know better than the devs so go ahead and keep whining. If people don’t want any messing with the meta than

Devs didnt lie or say anything wrong.

The dev totally didn’t say it the right way but he has a point. The fucking whiners about a balance patch in this game are insufferable. Its been out for like two weeks. Its not like they took away some weapon after two years. Of course they are gonna have to fix some shit once the players get their hands on it. 

Would have been nice if the article actually included these characters, instead of just a bunch of links.

Ooh I wish more games did this! Having your character creator out for free before the actual game releases is an awesome idea

For the less medically inclined: A subdural hematoma is when you bleed into the space between the brain and a thick lining of tissue around the brain called the dura mater, and that blood puts pressure on the brain. Think of like what would happen to an orange if you injected water underneath the peel.

Even though when you get older and see loved ones and those you were fans of pass, it’s still hard to take when you hear of it. I’ll be 62 in a couple of weeks, and it’s still hard.

So, it’s just FMV...?

If he dies, he dies.

This should be a “feature” in any game that has a New Game+ mode, IMO. Once I finish it and have seen the game as I was meant to, why not let me access options to give me infinite health, spawn random things, or, most importantly, let me skip to whatever part I want to so I can replay a moment that really resonated

Oh yeah? You get in the ring with Tyson and let us know how that goes for you. If Kotaku is still around by the time you get out of your coma that is. 

One: Don’t preorder games.

Wish they would just say “Sony paid us for timed exclusivity” instead of this nonsense. If they recognize the fact that accepting timed exclusivity deals is bad for PR, maybe they should just stop taking those deals..?

David Zaslav is a cancer that will destroy anything remotely creative if it doesn't give his precious shareholders a chubby in terms of profit

FFVI is the definitive Moogle.