It’s like they actively want us to pirate their games.

Trust Randy to be able to come through as a 100% dicky douche in a statement that in two lines of text doesn’t say anything at all.

I would like to see a return to compelling narrative first person games.  Miss me some ol’ Half-Life and Deus Ex.

I mean that’s a dumb litmus test but it’s especially dumb when you’re talking about Final Fantasy and Halo, two series that are not nearly as popular as they used to be.

oh so one of these

Oompa Loompa doobity dee, come see the effects that meth’s had on me...

Ngl, would.

YUZU does not supply decryption keys or game ISO files. Users have to source those files from other platforms or dump them from their own hacked Switch systems.

Yep, seen this with my kids. They will also think someone is better because they have a skin in Fornite or Overwatch. Like “Oh that guy has X skin he’s super sweaty.” (that means he’s good). And I always jump in to remind them that that doesn’t necessarily mean they are good, it means they spent money.

“Mission Accomplished” - Every(?) Publisher

If you’re not buying your kids the battlepass do you even really love them?

It’s very important to boycott Wendy’s, because if this system ends up working, you can be sure it will spread like wildfire through the fast food industry and beyond.

Somehow, I doubt that the staff at Wendy’s will see a dime off this.

I try not to make predictions, but a fast food restaurant charging more at times when people are hungry and/or have time to eat sounds like a big mistake. 

Spider-Man 2 SPOILERS

It’s not even parody, it’s just making reference. This is painfully unfunny. 

Frank Ippolito, creating sins against humanity since 2003.

This looks like something NorthofTheBorder would make for fun

I didn’t think the ending meant he was never going to be Spider-Man again. Just that he needed a vacation from it to help get his life on track after multiple tragedies. I’d like to think they wouldn’t write it so that he would just ignore people who need his help when he’s the only one that can in the moment. Just…

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