I didn’t get this bronze medal playing skeeball, honey.

I assume that before you turned pro you were an amateur so you could compete in the Olympics right?

As a gay man, I’d like to apologize on behalf of our community to everyone who makes an effort not to be offensive, makes a slip-up, and gets pummeled to death by every queer person within range.

I had this guy come into the store once and his (to my knowledge legal) scam was he worked at a pawn shop. The pawn shop paid BOTTOM dollar for games hawked to them so he used his employee discount to buy the quality ones, waited for promotions on like store credit (or trades towards the upcoming games) and trade them…

What a deal. Trade in a game for a pittance, get uploaded to a criminal database.

Wow it takes me a hour to Make the guy.

Watching the trailers for MGSV makes you wonder if the spirits of Dostoyevsky, Stanley Kubrick, and Caravaggio entered Hideo Kojima's body because, using the art of gaming as his canvas, he boldly goes where no one has gone before.

My first thought when reading the headline was: "isn't first-person GTA just...Far Cry 3 in a city?"

No no no no no no. GTA being 3rd person is the primary reason I play it. Stop trying to change everything to 1st person. You're killing video games.

Sunset is a narrative-driven first-person videogame that takes place in a single apartment in a fictional South American city in the early 1970s. You play a housekeeper called Angela Burnes. Every week, an hour before sunset, you visit the swanky bachelor pad of Gabriel Ortega. You are given a number of tasks to do,…

Family Guy is not funny. Stop.

I fucking knew someone was gonna make this connection, man. Fucking knew it.

Erm. Aren't these supposed to be Goombas? Not these black shelled things?

Little Timmy was suspended for 52 weeks. The difference between 5 and 2 is 3.

I wonder why WB is still paying for the site. I can't imagine that they get any revenue from it. Are they doing it as like a time capsule type thing? They're probably doing it just so they can protect the Space Jam name. It also makes me wonder if there's a new Space Jam floating around somewhere, I'd be pretty…

What I want to know is why the 1996 Space Jam website still works?

Technically Superman is an undocumented alien, everything he does is breaking the law.

Is this a joke? It's in an airport, shot by two of the best drift car photogs out there. It's cars AND planes. Also it's awesome. Oh, I get it, the epitome of why you don't come here is you don't enjoy awesome. I'm sure we can find you a beige website to read if we try.

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