She’s dismissing them. She likes to pop in and shit on Hillary, then kill all the responses and disappear into the night.

Harassment and assault are illegal. Why aren’t you telling this to the cops? To the lawmakers? To the men you see harassing women? To the fathers of sons? Women have always been responsible for men’s behavior, have always been given this absurd burden, have tried their best to singlehandedly change men’s behavior in…

Assholes use children as convenient weapons against women, that’s all. So they should have a look at themselves if they are all about Thinking of the Children, and not make disingenuous arguments for why a woman should keep her trap shut no matter how great her suffering or how necessary her voice. Kids do deserve…

He’s such a sociopathic mutant baby toxic sludge monster. Everything he does is in opposition to the outrageous idea that he should care about anything at all. It’s not that the president *wants* you to go blind by setting a bad example, children; he’d have to care about you to want that.

Seriously—they should charge her with “executing an official action without an appointment.” It’s not a rioting issue; it’s a scheduling issue.

My ceilings are 8 feet, but it only feels claustrophobic in my neighbor’s apartment with all her overstuffed furniture. So my advice is to scale appropriately—I notice that my grandma’s antiques are all the right scale, from back when houses weren’t the size of small towns and ottomans weren’t the size of sedans.

You’re still considering issuing a press release about the fake award? Please don’t start getting loose with your integrity.

He loves you so much he doesn’t care if you stink? How convenient for him, since you don’t. He wants to play games and be disingenuous? Well then let’s play:

What, you don’t resolve sensitive intimacy issues with the person you cherish by blurting “fix yourself” on the way out the door? Figuring out who to blame and then refusing to participate further is at the very heart of the complex dance of love! Sigh.

Yeah, no need to over-egg the pudding. She may have found a way to *not* murder you, burn your crops, and salt the earth so nothing ever grows from your goateed loins again, but no wife is ever delighted to welcome the fruits of your cheating. Especially when she was pregnant while you knocked someone else up.

“And that’s one of the actual beauties of Christianity.”

Why are there more female nurses? Because women weren’t allowed to be doctors. Now that they are allowed to go to medical school, the numbers are evening out.

This right here. It has nothing to do with intelligence. It’s about relative privilege, how hope means different things depending on how much you need hope.

I hope you’re happy now that you’ve summoned the preteen a cappella cabal.

I can’t handle beardy at all. His shirt is buttoned all the way up and he looks like a hospital meal. Everything is wrong.

Anything art-related or caregiving-related is treated as some sort of bauble that doesn’t quite count as work and doesn’t have “real” value, even though the people treating it as insubstantial can’t do it, really need it, and wouldn’t bat an eye at big charges for other services that take less time, effort, training,…

I laughed audibly at the part about “no-fly zone, what are you gonna do.” That’s a four hour drive, dick. Call a fucking uber.

No regrets. He was either being honest and you did the right thing, or he’s bullshitting and you did the right thing.

That one reminds me of “The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.”

But why would you look for additional red flags when the one we know about means he’s okay with sexual assault and is probably anti-choice?