I guess I really haven’t! I’m judging by quality of horror and breadth of effect. Paper mill smell stays for miles, and has a particular OH GOD NO tang where you’re fighting to not exist until you’re out of orbit.

GOD NO. You didn’t warn me at all. And for that, I give you the unsourced story of:

That was excellent work from Mr. Schiff.

Everything you need to know about Omarosa is contained in the moment she pets the reporter’s arm seductively because she’s about to insult him.

I SEE YOU.

Whoa. I always wondered how that unholy aroma got born.

Her?

Wait wait wait. She’s pro-choice? But just really into making poor people suffer? I’m struggling here.

Hey love! I’m alive and working on it. I think we’re all struggling, but if we show up to bitch about it, that’s a good sign. How are you? <3

He should be Education Secretary.

Like weaponized farts. Like rotten eggs on steroids. Like knives of sulphur. It comes for you and follows you. It infects your fibers.

I so wanted to fight but then I looked and it is totally a duck. The bill alone...

Honestly. Put her on the payroll if you aren’t going to tip the hat. She’s doing all the mining.

*GAK* whyyyyyy

I can’t eat chicken without feeling bad; I’ve seen too much. But I am really good at feeling bad, so I’ll eat it if that’s what I’m served.

I get it, but my point was to have bigots live the lives they are harming. To experience the results of their efforts at marginalization. If you have empathy, you can’t do what these people do.

There is no help; it was a fantasy about the only possible thing that could get bigots to understand how they hurt others. Voodoo dolls aren’t real, but I am allowed to wish bigots could realize the harm they inflict.

Me too! I don’t know who gave it to me, but it’s excellent. So strange that all these folks who rail against the nanny state are so into babysitting.

It matters. These people suck, but they cannot continue sucking if they can’t get re-elected. So hundreds of calls will have an effect on their sense of self-preservation, if not their conscience.

On other news, 120 is already too high if the guards are going to stand there torturing you with it. The upper limit for a natural hot spring that you can soak in safely is 107.