It’s such a tragedy. Can you imagine getting sent to prison for two years for having a bottle of vodka? Because it’s the same motherfucking thing. It’s almost like we don’t actually care about harm, but about punishing certain people. Weirdly, my aunt who is addicted to benzos and opiates is not having any legal…

What if we all have undiagnosed heart conditions? How can any murder be conclusively proven if there remains the possibility that we had heart attacks right before being smothered with a pillow? The important thing is that we give the benefit of the doubt to torturers.

Those rugs are a nightmare. Keep the circular one if you’re like that, but good god those shorty runners... you spent thousands on fake hardwood, so fake enjoying its uninterrupted splendor.

OUCH.

It’s cool; I made a voodoo doll and they are all coming back as trans people who can never feel safe, ever. Don’t shut your eyes, bitches. There’s no such thing as rest.

God, I so resent that shit. When you smudge the line between your obligations and your private, free, volunteer self, one side loses, and it’s not the obligation side.

She’s simply willing to do and say anything to increase her power. She has no loyalties. She trashed Trump until her bread needed butter on the winning side. She’s a sociopath, which makes her effective. Non-sociopaths can’t lie like that.

I think they don’t know how to *not* lie. Of course it’s the conquering and taking of prizes. Otherwise you’d just travel. “It” hasn’t turned into the notion of the kill; you specifically defined it that way when you hired people to lead you on a hunt to kill an animal whose meat was inedible to you. There is no…

Why is that too bad? Are they only in a forested area?

It’s total cosplay. And all the denizens of the forest are hanging just beyond frame, like, “Give me a reason.”

Someone should have dirtied the boots for him. That guy is now fired for being inadequately filthy, in a bizarre twist.

It’s how he thrusts his head forward to give the illusion of a strong chin. That’s why he always looks like a dummy with a human head tacked on.

They all have that face (except Tiffany, but I assume the “except Tiffany” part goes without saying in most things), but only Ivanka wears it without effort. The boy-men put it on like bad actors, and you can almost see their little hamster brains working overtime in photos: “I’m a complex man. A serious man. I…

Exactly: you can bypass the lungs and voila—a painkiller that won’t destroy your organs or create some Faustian bargain between relief and harm.

He would not even look in her direction. Look at the tension on his face as he tries to will her out of existence—the face says “I have no idea what’s happening but this bitch didn’t bow and I literally cannot think about anything else.”

Marketing it as a different thing is misleading. A company who didn’t want to mislead anybody would have just added the additional indication to the label. So blaming the consumer entirely is inappropriate. Both sides have a responsibility.

Of course the one with walnuts. We are not animals.

Me too! Aspirin, acetaminophen, and naproxen sodium do nothing for anything, but ibuprofen is great. I’m going to take one for cramps right now so it knows I’m not ignoring it.

Except pot.

Forget the unwashed masses—most Republican leaders of any style have stopped wanting longterm societal good, whether they understand the concept or not. The things you mentioned—reform for schools, healthcare, and prisons—are the things they hate, because they are for the benefit of all and help the country as a…