As the ticking gave way to silence, Persephone IV wondered how long it would be before someone noticed her key had wound down.

This is so much better than that gross wedding proposal video that took place in the cinema. Also, it's approximately 6,924 years shorter than that one was.

Focusing on some supposed pedophilia fantasy element of this photoshoot detracts from the real issue, and completely feeds into people's desire to dismiss opponents as hysterical god botherers.

@Norton: I thought the whole short was pretentious, privilged, mopey and emotionally underdeveloped.

@alabamabarbie: Charisma Carpenter is TOTALLY Lila! Yes!

It's great that Willow is so confident. It's great that she has fun with clothes. I love that she has parents who believe in her.

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Oh, I didn't say I had pulled it off. I'm no Lea Michelle. SIGH.

@calamity jane: What's your character rundown of Regina. AUDITION WOMAN.

@greenmelinda: Oh yeah, and he's totally buffed up now. You know it's true.

@Zulkey: It's worse than just a coquettish sort of schoolgirl allure. I find it deliberately degrades the actresses and humiliates them in a way, purely because it looks so cheap and tacky.

@calamity jane: I've been collecting the SVH books for years from various op shops. I hit the jackpot yesterday...All the most racist and sexist titles, right there!

@lollilove: By that reasoning, I'd have to say I'm most disgusted with the kind of society that places a premium on women being this particular brand of 'sexy'.

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: If you could see me, I would be pouting my thanks in return.

I am betting $300 million right now that the reason Liz isn't speaking to Jessica is because Jessica marries Todd.

@Zulkey: Personally, I like the tube sock and seventies shorts look.

"Hey you guys! It's me, Lea, just here for my bi-weekly reminder that I'm not super dorky and uptight like that girl I play on that show. It's called acting you guys!

@Zulkey: Said the bishop to the actress.

@ChkChickBOOM: Suriness should definitely be a word. No, a disease!

@pinkladee: Shhh! No one's supposed to talk about them! Especially not the awkward teenage one with the short hair. The not a boy one.

@ChkChickBOOM: I'm pretty sure the editors were lampooning the people who assume they know what kind of child Suri is...