@bluetrainlove: Or even feeling the need to justify to others their food choices, such as the decision to get dessert or eat cake just because they feel like it, or worry about how much bread they're eating, or care if people will think they shouldn't eat a burger because they're plump and and and.

@drunkexpatwriter: Somehow, I doubt a Hollywood version of a foreign film is going to consider discussing the nuanced motivations for a boob job as a valuable use of their time.

@drunkexpatwriter: Ah! Thanks.

@drunkexpatwriter: Okay, I know a little about the books but haven't read them or seen any of the films.

@UnknownLegend: I forgot that white people aren't allowed to have a differing opinion from minorities when it comes to issues like this. I defer, I defer!

@BringerofthePain: "Also, if it's semantically racist it shouldn't be said."

@amphytrite: Thanks!

@audreyapple: Oh and look! I already did it wrong.

For a complete gif noob, this is the best thing I have ever read on the internet, ever.

@BringerofthePain: I agree that semantically it's racist, only in that he's specifying race and an insult. But the (cue wanky Arts student terminology) hierarchy of power means that 'white trash' will never be considered racist in the same way that grape soda or fried chicken are. The white trash slur is a classist…

@ChaiLatte: Vince does have the look of a haunted man in this photo...a man haunted by the hysterical screechings of oversensitive feminists. Will no one think of the white, male, middle class, hetero men?

Hey, it's a joke guys. Can't you take it? By which I mean, aren't you sufficiently white, male and middle classed enough to realise that it's like, totally hilarious?

@ctkat1: I initially read this as "I'm 13 years old" and, while taken with your story on its own, spent the first three paragraphs thinking "fffffuuuuuuuu...13 year olds are so much more articulate now."

Glad to see Willa Holland is getting more roles. She was really stunning in Genova.

@minifée: It's unfortunate. She's a great actress. I love her in Firefly even more than in Mad Men. But I'm starting to forget all of her excellence everytime I see yet another pouty faced photo shoot.

@AnikaG: But Bitches Ain't Shit is so catchy, yo.

There are so many things to choose from when it comes to rating the worst parts of this preview. Is it the part where Elizabeth cries after orgasm? Is it that dreck description of their perfection twice over? Is it that it was written at all?

Aaaand....I'm officially sick of her.

@JessicaWakefield: You are both as bad as each other. Stop being so mean to Lois Duncan, you h8er!

@MercurialGirl: I would have *hated* going to school with those little snakes!