@girl_detective: Or The 'Burbs.

@pancakes_4_your_face: Although I don't think you've expressed your sentiment in the most succinct way, I think you make a good point. The upskirt shots are only sought after by paps because they know that magazines will spend a lot of money to get them. I don't think the pap in question is a 'sexual predator' as…

Every time I feel tempted to rag on Lindsay for taking her enormous potential and drowning it in cheap booze and peroxide, Michael Lohan comes along and reminds me why she is a defenseless little duckling in need of love and a warm shoebox lined with cotton wool.

@ThisMsMoi: You forgot the one the one that says all fat people are not only funny, but spend their lives in strange orbit around their more attractive, deserving friends, ceasing to exist whenever the plot line deviates away from the need for zingy one liners and pearls of wisdom.

@batwoman007: It's the same kind of frustration I felt when girls were defending Chris Brown and claiming that Rihanna probably did something to deserve it. Stop, girls. Think.

Tyra reminds me of that girl everyone knows who pretends to be terrified of moths.

Alpha man, warrior, geek, schlub. It doesn't really matter what form the leading man takes - his leading lady will always be a woman way out of his league.

@andBegorrah: Looks like Price has finally come up with a foolproof way to keep shoes out of his office..

Oh look, she's gone and drunk herself legless.

Am I the only one who thought this ad was hilarious? "Overt...sexual...innuendo..." Gold. The soft, artificial, glowing gold of baby carrots.

@Cactus: I definitely agree that this particular case is a private matter. But the way much more serious incidents are swept aside and excused as being the domain of men 'under a lot of pressure' and at the relentless attacks of 'vultures' definitely feeds into the idea that sportsmen not only can but should be…

@luisthebeast: Australia is as awesome and not-awesome as the next place. The problem I find is that Australia-at-large still believes we are the Lucky Country (and this isn't just ironic capitalisation - for a long time, Australia referred to itself as such) and that we are the greatest, most welcoming place on…

@ottska: Thank you - I felt like I was beating my head against a brick wall every time I tried to explain this to people when it was all going down!

@Cactus: This is all very true, but society often feeds this by refusing to force sportspeople to be responsible for their actions.

@audreyapple: Of course, it goes without saying that Jennifer Thompson's parents are total asshats. While I don't have a great deal of empathy for women who become involved with married/partnered men, the only person here who has to answer for their actions is Wayne Rooney.

"The girls can be vultures" defence is facepalmingly prominent in sports mad Australia. In a culture completely obsessed with various football codes, it seems our Great Sporting Heroes can do no wrong.

@andromedeia: That gif is like being interrupted while you're getting down with yourself. 3 more seconds and Cillian would totally be leaning in to smooch with Tom, but in this endless loop universe IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

@feministabroad: He needs to call me.

This video has confirmed to me that Cee Lo's tune is some catchy shit

I used to swim laps in the evenings at the largest swimming complex in my city.