@sarah-jane: Oh my god, Susie O'Brien is the worst. I can't believe she gets any attention at all.

Regarding the David Jones sexual harassment case, Australian designer Alannah Hill - known for refusing to produce clothes above a size 14 (American size 10) because they won't 'look good' on larger women - today announced at the DJs spring fashion show that she wished it had been her who'd been 'touched up' by CEO…

@daringdropout: I think it took me about 5 minutes of googling. I won't ruin it for anyone else.

@daringdropout: Agreed. It's a different kind of refusal to see.

Sadie, do you think the reason this is less likely to make you roll your eyes is because it's not a dude describing her? Although it's still written as a love letter, there's something a lot more relatable about a woman describing another woman in this way - probably because we all know what it feels like to have an…

@PrincessKashmir: I feel like that's what (500) Days of Summer could have been like, should have been like and I wish it was like. But they squandered the opportunity to make Summer a fully fleshed out character and instead corrupted her by making her the kind of girl who has weird-but-beautiful shit hanging all over…

@alwaysapropos: You, sir, are a genius.

@Good Cop Baby Cop: Ditto. Twice.

@rah29: The Inbetweeners = Best. Show. Ever.

@thecameralovesyou @joythemanatee

When my parents met, my mother was working in a hotel bar in Norwich, England and my father had just returned from a long stint on the rigs in Egypt. Dad announced that he was 'going to marry that girl', but they all said he had no chance because 'nobody's ever good enough for her' (demonstrating the age old fact that…

@etchmiadzin: But then how would they keep an eye on the special, special creatures they've brought forth into the world - gumdrops from heaven! - when they're running amok in public spaces?

A little bit late to the table on this one, but the best contribution I can make is to urge everyone to read Christos Tsolkas' book 'The Slap', which has just been announced as a nominee for the Booker Prize.

"Lindsay Lohan responds to ex-father Michael Lohan's claims that she needs help: "He has no money, no job and he's been living off me and my name for the last 2 decades, even though I've cut him off." Lohan says Lohan Sr is just "cashing in" on the media's complete disregard for ethics or class."

@Mishegoss: Manslator?

@boyfromanotherplanet @orphanjannie: Thank you. I can now resume SMHing my head at those who aren't as au fait with internerd speak.

@boyfromanotherplanet: I'm white, so guilty as charged. What do both SMH and CFTU mean please?

@marciax3: I think her use of the word 'thoughtlessly' is key here. If what you're implying is right, you'd probably put quite a lot of thought into becoming pregnant. In that sense, I think that she's defending herself perfectly fairly.

Taylor Momsen can be as obnoxious, arrogant and figuring-it-all-outey as she wants. That's the prerogative of The Teenager and long may it be so.

@Alohamaid: Yeah. A god who orchestrates the date rape of his girlfriend. Swoon.