I am so excited to hear what Jenny McCarthy has to say about this!

effing a-holes.

My dad is a Marine. He's good looking and undeniably charming. And while I would never call him a gentleman (he's crass and harsh and anything but genteel) the first time I ever noticed men who ogled women, walked around with no shirts on, or made crude sexual innuendos in public was in college. I found those men…

That is ADORABLE. I totally wish Hoda worked in my office.

I want to agree with other commenters that this is less a revolutionary cover of Dr. Dre and more a clever little arrangement of Ben Folds.

I'm picturing her sitting in an upholstered or pleather airplane seat with her knees up to her chin and the seatbelt snuggly fastened around fleshy tummy rolls and her wig hair gets caught in the clasp and her fishnets are firmly implanted into her her cheeks and lips and she has to be wishing she could take off that…

@dripdrop: Slightly offended: me too. As a southerner with a My-Fair-Lady-like ear for accents (I can place someone's accent within a county in North Carolina!) I HATE HATE HATE bad southern accents in movies. And this is, bless her heart, not good. It might even be worse than Sandra Bullock's in The Blind Side. I…

I have been thinking about just that same thing.

But if people had more than enough to eat, a clean and roomy home, access to healthcare, access to affordable and reliable transportation, access to reasonable green spaces with time for relaxation and recreation, healthy and happy childcare and education, and the peace of mind to know that they'd be cared for in…

Seriously, what goes wrong that a person is able to do that?

So here's the thing Linds: Shut the fuck up. Quit talking about it. Quit denying and quit admitting. Quit giving interviews and talking about your mistakes and your growth. Quit going to rehabs and getting bracelets and getting DUIs and going to jail and stalking your old girlfriends and bagging on your family.

@LutherNipperkin: This is the funniest funniest thing ever ever ever. Boob aprons. French fries with herpes!

100 tons of rotten and over-ripe tomatoes.

Here's what he could have said and Paperchase would be getting no bad publicity right now.

@knufflebunny: This makes a lot of sense. My KitchenAid mixer sits on the counter taking up lots of space and every once in a while makes some perfectly decent but no-more-decent-than-a-hand-mixer whipped cream. But you had me at illicit pig connection.

It's like he read Lies My Teacher Told Me and then sat in a bar all smug and shitty like he's the only person that ever ever ever read that book and now he's going to school all of us over his pretentiously selected beer.

@missclavel:

AMEN to this post.

I can't wait until this fashion phase of 4 foot long hair goes away. When I look at this picture I want to pull her hair back in a ponytail and cut it off at her shoulders. It's Crystal Gail hair; but a little bit wavy and mostly fake.

It seems to me that spinning the story as "British taxpayers are paying for a man to have sex" is necessary to make this a story; in reality it's more like "British taxpayers provide financial assistance to man who needs financial assistance and he choose to spend some of it on a legal service of his choice."