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I loved how he ended it like a douche.
“then that’s pathetic...my happiest moments? my friends, travel, thins I experienced...my teams winning titles wouldn’t even be in the appendix of my life.”
This guy probably spent Sundays with his friends and family, he clearly spent time with his kids about it. Travel? That’s

I really want to snark this because I know it’s ridiculous, but I live in Green Bay and I just can’t. It’s honest and silly and clearly describes what most of us feel as Packer fans in WI. Good for this family for doing something different as a goodbye to their dad.

The family has set up a website... that encourages other fans to share similar memories.

Edited from the final copy:

“That’s because you haven’t used the atomic bomb.”

Seriously? That’s your comment, on the interviewer’s clothing? If this gets cross-advertised to Jezebel you are toast.

Ok, there’s no way that June Thunderstorm op-ed isn’t some sort of elaborate performance art piece. I refuse to believe these are the opinions of a real person. “June Thunderstorm” is clearly an amalgam of fifty different flavors of insufferable college student combined by computer into a gestalt entity intended to

Yeah, that line about how Judge Robart would be to blame was so chilling. Since we have a so-called President who reads and believes Alex Jones, he’s probably trying frantically to get the contact info of O’bummer’s “crisis actors” (link to New York Times) who purportedly staged school, church, and nightclub

...jzzzzzzzzz....

Probably not

Too sooooon!

You should know you’re a character in Don Delillo’s Underworld.

The only rationale I could think of for a separate women’s division is that it would seek to address disparity in access to clubs, tournaments, etc., which probably are run mostly by men and consist of mostly men. That isn’t to accuse anyone of intentionally discriminating, but just that it would be more difficult to

I just wanted to comment on a chess highlight.

Suprised the headline was not “Watch Steph Curry hit a mid-court shot off his father’s hands!!”

He was too busy looking at the penis.

Does it also have pubes slider? Seems pretty hilarious these beefcake barbarians obsessively clipping their pubic hair.

Northwestern is the opposite of South Eastern which means they’re the opposite of the SEC so if the SEC is overrated Northwestern must be underrated which means they’re going to make the final against an ACC team after a great run at the championship and therefore Duke is your new national champion

It’s true though. Unless someone can somehow pin like child-porn charges or something on Jed York, you can’t come back from having a terrible terrible owner. The best case scenario is after 10 or 15 years he learns to get out of the fucking way, hire good people, and count his money. But that still doesn’t necessarily