Or don’t. You’ll die either way.

Eat Arby’s

Good on the NBA. In the NFL, Maker and Deng would probably just get cut for being a “distraction.”

To be fair, with a well knapped chunk of obsidian you can slice a man in half before he even notices.

The comedian Brian Posehn used to have a bit about being bad at bigotry; e.g., whenever he saw a gay couple he’d yell “Go back to Mexico!” at them.

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

The Mule definitely changed the pacing of the books. It was something different, but I didn’t like it any less. It certainly made for a more compelling story which was largely contained to one time period and set of characters (something that the rest of the previous books did not do at all).

And I’m a huge fan of the art on my dad’s collection of the original trilogy.

+1 celebratory broken glassware

Got hit once at 1:52.

Hypnosis has different effectiveness on different people. Some people are extremely suggestible and others are not.

Why? Lots of games have dope art but aren’t that great. I’m sure your least favorite game has some sweet concept art.

I am guessing that Kelce might have been a tad bit biased and was not presenting a completely fair, objective view of the referee’s call.

Very confused by the @GrouponWichita tag (?)

Forever stronger than all!

Probably, but unlike Collinsworth blowing loads when Brady throws a 5-yard out, Rodgers was tossing fucking miracles pretty regularly throughout the game. Green Bay really had no business being competitive in that game, but they had Aaron Rodgers. I’m in no way a GB fan, but fuck man...that dude is good. 

Apparently you never watched when John Madden covered a Packers game in the Brett Favre era.

Terribly under appreciated.

The last Crosby to make a duo on The Road was also full of Hope.