They’ll all be dead soon enough, anyway

They’re called “birds” over there 

Apparently some of them have calmed down... forever

Yeah, I got that

then what does mean literally-literally?

Heroes literally died in his back yard?!

Every year that passes takes us farther and farther away from the 70s. We must not take the Streaker Generation for granted.

HR staff, fire thyself!

It’s mostly downhill from there. You may end up marrying a fabulously wealthy woman with an outrageously curvy figure, but you may also develop an affinity for red hats

Don’t take it personnel 

You had me going there!

*waves from across the stadium*

What are the notes for that comedic trombone “womp-waaaaaa.”

I don’t get it, but I love the commitment to specificity.

Not so much “set the tone” as harmonized with the tone that has resonated through this franchise for decades. 

A plague on both your houses

There is a bright side, I guess 

Oh, fuck off

Looks like an attempted hip re-brand for Days Inn 

He’s younger than me, but I take solace in knowing I look way better than a younger world-class (once) athlete