This is the best part of football 

You don’t have to respond, then

Yes, but since Jesus also makes appearances in the Koran, I think you gotta give home the edge for cross-franchise awareness. And I believe that Mary is also mentioned more in the Koran than in the Gospels, so maybe she’s up there too.

“I resemble that comment!!”

Pretending thinly veiled misogyny is a gaming preference is kinda trashy

Do you think Hojux works here?

I started consciously transitioning into a basketball fan a few years ago. Does that make me a shitty fair-weather fan?

Lived in a town of 50k now. Previously, I lived in a neighboring town of under 10k, that referred to the former as a “dangerous place” despite being statistically one of the safer municipalities in the nation.

I saw what must have been a custom made hat at a thrift store a few years back that said, “Bill Schroeder 1051 Yards”

Cheese and asylum seekers should never be referred to with the term “infest.”

Well you’ll be happy to know that Wisconsin Republicans now consider Asian women acceptable since they can use Asians as a rhetorical cudgel against other minority groups.

I went to that Arizona game last year. The highlight was definitely seeing Fitzgerald play. He made one stellar catch and I said, “wow!” loud enough to catch an irritated gaze or two.

Yeah, this rings true to me. 

That’s the sort of beer they drink in the BIG CITY. Most of the state still thinks shock top is an exotic microbrew. Show them a Central Waters burbon barrel and they’ll think you’re a witch.

Cum hell or high-water

Sucks that the media can only cover one story at a time

The cat video channel on Pluto TV is more than worth the price of admission!

I sure don’t!

Guess we’ll never know

Call it a marketing fee.