“That doesn’t happen with a 6-foot-2 point guard who wants to play isolation basketball when things get tough.”

“So, Alabama’s one-and-done point guard”

“undefeated” UMBC Football t-shirts

pfft, that’s what all my shots look like.

well then what are they paying him for!?!

well initially, i was going to ambush you with Blondie’s ‘Rapture,’ which, if you haven’t heard it before, is both new wave and contains what is possibly the most cringe-worthy example of white rap. but you seem sincerely interested, so here is my sincere starter kit:

the man is a genius of sports trolling

people only budge on issues when someone they know convinces them. and most racists don’t interact or consider the opinions of those with a different melanin count.

repossessing on delinquent payments must be tricky

there’s some hope that DC is slowly turning the ship around

“Twister is my husband’s favorite movie.”

oh sure, and i spend 15 minutes yelling that at the Jefferson Memorial and i’m “disturbing the peace”!?!?

“they show the exactly same level of respect for their elders as we did! those ungrateful punks!”

i wouldn’t recommend any white rappers, but how do you feel about new wave?

no, it doesn’t seem like one of those things you can say about yourself

don’t let him watch seaQuest

One moment only it stared out, but as from some great window immeasurably high there stabbed northward a flame of red, the flicker of a piercing Eye

Michigan is the power great lake

much like a black hole, the laws of common sense and savvy trades bend and do not behave according to known physics when in Cleveland. and judging by the Bengals, the event horizon is clearly effecting them as well.

they signed a Green Bay CB? God they are suckers