too complicated! should be 3 sizes, small, medium and large. then if you want to get fancy, you add an x. I’m x-medium

you have hollow bones, like birds, right?

right what you know, just need people that know other stuff having movies made

“Two words for ya Jess; Racing. Stripes.”

sometimes the other guy is using the cheat button. why do they even put that on the controller!?!

shit, the fucking groundskeeper showed up!

ugh, you even have a german motto. just can’t do latin, can you stanford?

well, the bad guys were interesting anyway

that hoodie is from cafe press though, right?

Benny Schwaz!

IT’S JUST WET FOOD!!

that we find it perfect is an indication of how important gettin’ down and dirty is in evolution

might get a cease and desist from Queens of the Stone Age

this all goes through my mind when all these pre-historical matriarchal societies are postulated on the basis of female figure votives and carvings. a thousand years from now looking back they would certainly find a lot of media depicting the female form too.

birds have a wishbone and human females have the virgin bone, duh

this is along the lines I was thinking. there would seem to be a premium on male attributes during unsettled times, where raids or hostility among neighboring groups would be common. i also think some men try and perpetuate that environment in order to stay relevant.

but he says he’s a long time married man and whatever else positions him as a disinterested objective party here!

but if you knew, by hitting that send button, that there was something like a 10% chance of that dic pic getting to your mom, I gotta imagine it would make a real dent in the problem.

you are bizzaro me. or vice-versa. of course, the one thing we can agree on is Alan Rickman

probably means - it holds together. the same way they say the world is perfectly suited to us. which is not true, and also gets the causal relationship inverted