pants are always optional for me.

I just starred you as a test and it seemed to wor... ahhhhh, I see. you’re a clever one aren’t you.

have you tried silk socks? very warm and light, but I know sometimes those toes just don’t want to defrost

there’s no explaining the transcendent

ooooohhhh! I’d just give him the biggest wedgie if I could reach his waistband

it’s like the force awakens for airplane!

he’s a huge Sherlock Holmes nerd. no one wants to listen to a nerd

ahhhhhhh

i think a lot of it is making the world fit your philosophy rather than the other way round

no thanks

this iteration is particularly subtle.

well what the fuck did we win WWII for then!?!?

that you Hippocleides? dance the fuck off, bro!

what’s a roleplaying?

well I invented it 2500 years ago, so I’ve given it some thought.

you mean trump? or I general? because it would just work by simple majority. so for sure someone is getting shipped off every time

Thom Broodie said as much too. these guys are slippery

bring back ostracism. every presidential cycle, in addition to the regular slate, we also vote for one person to exile for a period of 10 years. it’s effective and often a lot more fun than voting for someone

like a John huntsman republican or one of the... others?

Poland is getting pretty close to Asia... I got my eye on you...