Does he know he’s an ad?

I just came

lol there is so much wrong with this list I’m not even going to bother

UNfrosted? W...T...F

I wasn’t aware there were other flavors besides Brown sugar cinnamon.

Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.

Fuck off

Exactly. I have no choice in the matter, and while owning my own plane helps, it’s small and has limited range. I drive when I can, but sometimes I have to fly on commercial planes.

I’m 6'8". My feet already don’t touch the ground because I have to raise my knees to fit. Reclining is invading my space.

If it makes it easier for you, think of it as a height-related disability.

I paid for a seat too, and if you are sitting in front of me, you will not be able to recline. Not because I have a device to lock your seat from reclining, but because my knees already hit the seat in front of me.

Hot take! Like a really hot tomato sauce.

Okay. Your opinion is stupid. Fuck off.

I hope someone pastes Steph Curry’s head over the Larry Bird poster that almost certainly hangs in your room.

This is amazing. Who are you trying to parody here? Old racist uncle? Half-hearted Skip Bayless? The reanimated corpse of Andy Rooney?

Scorching hot!

Surprised he wasnt beaten to death.

I heard Harrison only agreed to the interview after the NFL agreed to give him a trophy for participating in it.

Or this guy: