Rolando McClain, Who Is Not High: Okay, Maybe I’m A Little Buzzed

By no means am I excusing DeRozan’s behavior, but if you knew what Prince Nakawazele’s treasurer took him for, you’d want to punch the first Nigerian you met too.

When you state NSFW, I expect to see a dick pic.

Oh neat, it looks like Neapolitan ice cream.

I think I speak for everyone when I say “meh”

Clearly not a fan of his teammates having a ball.

You look like Phish.

Suckling pig

Archery?

Sweating

Black and large.

Nope, no way to make birds racist.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, MAPLE SYRUP BOY

John Terry knew enough about America at Heathrow in the aftermath of 9/11 though. Fucking scumbag.

There’s your problem right there. You got an electric rat in your engine and they love chewing through wires.

Don’t do this. Be a responsible hot pepper cutter.

To this day no one knows the where abouts of GumbyForDatLife. That’s the real tragedy.