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This is awesome. I bet Bills hockey fans would be powerbombing each other through the ice.

“How can players say no to this?”

You have the ability to spell correctly, and put periods at the end of half of your sentences. That's not nothing.

The players can “say no to this” because the Thirteenth Amendment allows them to. The Broncos can’t make him play if he doesn’t want to.

And by “no chance” I mean a “couple games” until I realize how “much money” it is and I “come back.”

Putting “No Chance” in quotes would actually indicate there is a chance, yes?

Most have college stories of their own such as these. They’re funny until your thirties and then you’re embarrassed and feel lucky to be alive.

Finally someone who can spell Krzyzewski right.

This takes flopping in the lane to a whole new level.

Whutch you talkin’ bout Samer?

I went to the same school as Bryant “Big Country” Reeves and the school was a pontoon boat and what we learned was that you have to keep Big Country wet or he’ll die. It was incredible to be a part of that.

My write-in:

Does the whole “thank you for your service” thing get awkward?

You still have your great-grandfather’s lederhosen, so why waste it? The price is right, and a good leather garment is durable enough to last for generations.

I like to imagine Tomsula out cutting wood in lederhosen and a Tyrolean hat.

I gotta agree with you guys. Firewood cutter.

I swear I’ve actually done three of those, although two of them are really just the same janitorial job.

If i remember correctly he was a lotto pick after freshman year, first rounder after second, then you get the idea. Roy williams!