The suits take a case but someone nearly finds out the big secret. Luckily they keep the big secret safe

BREAKING: Person Imitates Plot Of Community Episode

1. The Court has heard stupider shit.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

This might be the greatest way to start my weekend. That’s it. I’m turning off my computer and leaving 1 hour and 39 minutes early because of this.

Obligatory:

You’ve failed, Near-Sighted Mustang

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

Lockette wasn’t blindsided no matter how you stretch the wording. He was off balance from the previous block (which is why he was in a bad position for the hit), but was hit head on.

I agree with you, it wasn’t a blind side. Heath hit him in the chest and had both feet planted. He wasn’t moving at the time that the block was thrown. Watch it again and you’ll see. The force of the impact is due to the fact that he wasn’t moving from the side. If he were, the block would have been a glancing block…

It looks legal to me. My guess is the NFL “encourages” throwing flags when a guy gets knocked out so they can point to a violation of the rules as the reason why someone almost died.

It’s to ensure the batter/runner touches the plate.

After that flimsy ass punch was caught on video, it’s probably for the best.

Section 9a - Salary Payment

My attention and efforts are focused on the participation in and preparation for a championship season:

Guys, stop flagging Samer’s comments. I’m not going to ban him.

Maybe Luke 10:25-37 don’t exist in their bibles?

I don't know whether the Rolling Stone article is true or not, but I have learned that you, Anna Merlan, are an insufferable douchebag.

Dear Anna:

You would be glad to see that the Washington Post yesterday published an update in which it confirmed that Ms. Erdely did not talk to the accusers. As you have a Masters in Journalism from Columbia University, I am sure you will remember the introductory classes in which you were told to at least try to…