Google it.

Incorrect. It’s a steamroller.

What is that from?

Link issues to the stambolova piece

Thing 1: he will, in fact, be on the team.

The ad location made me question what stories you wanted him to read

Haha very nice

+1

good times

I'll just be over here superchillin

Correct

Substitute Cliffhanger for Rocky II and I’m in. Not that I don’t love Rocky II, but Cliffhanger is an objectively better choice for a terminal movie theater.

Football

Florida man, as dumb as he is—as hell bent on his own destruction as he seems—is, in fact, immortal.

He always did want to be traded to the Tigers.

You’ve devoted far too much time to this.

I’m getting the impression that this was a dumb question. You win some and lose some.

Well that’s good news.

We sure they are any different?

Should probably go ahead and cross post Jalopnik’s coverage of the military coup happening in Turkey right now. It’s kind of a big deal.