Could you explain how you got the idea that they couldn’t say no to it? I’m not trying to be condescending. Genuinely curious.

His quotation marks are VERY suspicious.

I liked this more than I should have. +1

blackout drunk could answer you, but he wouldn’t remember it in the morning.

“..and in 20 years they’ll say they’ve found it further away.”

exactly

He did not invent the shammgod crossover. He just made it famous.

My trainer just started me on this. So sore.

Nah. Different. It’s euchre in the same way gin is rummy.

Regional I think.

Note: having rules like going “blind six” is bullshit. Blind nil is the only blind bid I want to see. Blind six is just stupid.

alt shift x FTW

The image was a little fuzzy in my head, but now that you say it, that is exactly the way I imagine it.

I suspect you are right. I’m still not sure what wins though. Labor intensive jobs are the ones I’ve enjoyed the most no matter how shitty the pay, so that’s my sincere vote. Also, imagining Tomsula hacking at wood all day is very comical to me for some reason—the funniest of the bunch. So, it’s also option A.

Firewood cutter is CLEARLY the best

Hookers and blow, naturally.

You switching from Gawker to Deadspin?