THIS was my big point of contention. Dude’s wife may make shitty scrambled eggs, but it’s not because she scrambles in the pan. That. Is. The. Only. Way. To. Do. It. Right.

100% percent right. I mean it’s not the end of the world, but I would always rather just go somewhere rather than be trapped on a boat with overpriced drinks and food.

Couldn’t have been a more fitting retirement announcement.

I enjoyed this

... I’ll take your word for it.

did_you_even_watch_the_game?

This thread has me cryin laughin

Came to see if it was still funny. It’s still funny. That’s at least the best comment I’ve seen all week. Maybe longer. Probably longer. God damn that’s good.

I laughed entirely too much at this.

First it was the story about the judge that excoriated the police officer at sentencing and now this. I feel like every Kinja blog just cross posts a story if it’s already been written on a Kinja blog. Does Jezebel have a different policy?

You’re lucky to be annoyed by that. My knees are pinned against the seat in front of me. I use magazines and slide them in between my knees and the seat to soften the metal contained in there. It is not possible for the person sitting in front of me to recline at all, but oh do they try. again and again and again.

Nope. On a side note, are you Greg Schiano?

Your opinion sucks.

Blazin’ is pretty damn hot for me. A drop on the tongue is painful...for a while

+1 boat trip

+1 for using vomitorium in an incorrect and ironic way (on purpose, I assume).

“He’s one of the real leaders on this team & he earns it. That’s the kind of thing that inspires.”

I’m getting that idea from an honest look at the republicans. Bernie isn’t running for the republican primary. If he were (somehow), he’d be polling in last, and that’s saying something. Yes, socialist is a special kind of stigma. Let me try to break this down one more time: