God damn that’s good.

Watch Robin Lopez’s reaction. He was not happy Melo made that.

It’s not like he told Fisher to meet him in Temecula or anything.

50% of the time, it works every time.

If this is the first time they’ve seen a single embedded tweet as the entirety of a post, they’ve never been here before.

That’s fair. I was needlessly adversarial. It’s been a rough day.

The only thing that could possibly be off is the time frame “based on my memory of the event.” Maximum of ten minutes either way.

This might be the worst thing ever put in YouTube.

It isn’t dumb sniping. It was a direct refutation of your point: that 1-2 drinks at dinner wouldn’t come into play with a .05 bar.

Right, but you were implying that .05 was the lowest suggested limit when that’s not true.

which is demonstrably lower than the limit being discussed by the article.

.051*****

Sounds like the effects of listening to talk radio.

True story: My little brother has been pulled over FOUR times on suspicion of DUI because he was tired.

John Keats sucked balls too.

* - Drinking does not constitute “one or two drinks with dinner” which will not bring you above a .05 unless you’re a small framed woman, or drinking heavily poured mixed drinks.

This music was never good.

No idea. My gut tells me no. That’s a rarely explored area of the law in practice, and it is probably one of those things that varies quite a bit from state to state. I’m sure a law student could answer it for you if there is one around.

Here is the original video

Don’t do it. You’ll go to jail. Take it from me, a lawyer. Unless, that is, you either (a) want to go to jail, (b) or want to give your money to a lawyer.