Yes. I learned how to play craps and have never looked back. The people that sit down and don’t know what they’re doing at blackjack ruin the fun.

Blackjack: take the fucking advice, learn it ahead of time, or don’t play. Ask the dealer what the odds say to do and do that. If you want to ignore the odds and just play on gut feelings, the roulette table is not far away, you fuck.

... or Johnson

Watching tonight. So many one liners.

Your point was so clear, concise, and correct. I shouldn’t be shocked, but I am shocked that Gregsamsa can’t grasp it.

The NFL plans to bill Belichick for firing up Tom Brady this year.

Irl, mountain. On show, hound.

Hoooooooooooe Hoe ohohoh

Saddest? Try this:

Is this supposed to be hard?

Brady, Romo

And Romo, ironically

Update: found it. So dumb....both the joke and I.

Kinja’d

hazing via rape

I’m looking for the punchline. Not finding it. I feel like it’s there though

Best thing I’ve seen on here in a month. Well done.

Anxiously awaiting his thoughts on puzzles. How do we know how to put them together? A mystery for another day.