It was required in my school in seventh or eighth grade (I can’t remember which). I should go back to it because while I remember the feeling of reading it but I’ve since lost the details.

“I never intended to to be a philosopher, or a theologian,” he wrote. “The only role I sought was that of witness.”

Oh dear lord! So was Vanessa Paradis holding him together and now he’s unravelling, or what is going on here?

She bugs, her book bugged, she never stops bugging!! God, Julia Roberts has never been more perfectly cast. Dear Ones my ass.

Because I have shared details of my private life with you all so intimately over the years, I feel the need to share with you this recent change in my personal life I know you’ll all line up for my next tell-all feel-good book and, hopefully, film project. Fingers crossed!!

I would skip all the other sections and go straight for revenge. YEAH, GREAT, YOU LIVE IN AN ASHRAM, WHATEVER but NOW tell me about setting all of his sneakers on fire in a bathtub.

Love is dead. On a side note, I still want to go to Bali - with Javier Bardem.

i don’t know why but this comment made me literally laugh out loud and now i can’t stop

its important to note, while watching the clip, how much larger bardem’s head is than julia’s

That’s one of the ugliest fucking houses I’ve ever seen. Why do people with money consistently have horrible taste?

I’ve committed to going “full” Dame Judi Dench when I’m sixty. Silver pixie, perfect makeup and flattering sheaths and tunics. I will now add a tattoo to that list.

I hope I’m that cool when I’m 81.

I’ve only done coke once in my life when I was much younger, but the combination of the cocaine hangover and a 4 month old sounds like the worst 12 hours of your life.

Yeah he cleaned the whole house.

John and Kate Plus Eight Ball.

If it got your infant into such a state that she would need to go to the ER, I would expect it to make news.

Okay... my SIL has been told to pump and dump if she drinks, and feed the baby stored milk (from the freezer) if he needs it, but the pumping is just because if she goes too long past his regular feeding time, *she* gets uncomfortable. It’s not that she’s getting out the “tainted” milk, it’s that she needs to get the…

I’m going to say yes-in that it’s a narcotic. And drinking to excess isn’t advisable while breastfeeding either. People drinking responsibly are able to control their milk supply/safety but if someone was binge drinking on a regular basis while breast feeding-it would also be considered abusive and wildly…

I love how she felt working out how long it would take the cocaine to work its way through her system was good parenting. Because that shit doesn’t get stored in BREAST MILK AT ALL.

You know, there’s all kinds of situations where a child is taken away from their parents for reasons that are questionable or seemingly unnecessary.

This is not one of those times. Seriously, get that baby out of there. These people need help.