I care because I think about all the bad sex those poor girls must be having. There’s simply no way a 40 year old guy who only dates women under 25 is any good in bed.

Now this child is going to grow up and never come out of her room because they let her stay in as long as she likes. Terrible parenting.

Weird as that middle name is, I find it way less obnoxious than the typical celebrity baby special snowflake names. At least they made the first name normal and the middle name means something.

Actually not so exclusive anymore, as you can now buy it online from Chanel as well, you don’t have to physically go to a Chanel boutique. It’s one of the Les Exclusifs line - re-issues of old Chanel perfumes by Ernest Beaux, Coco’s original perfumer.

also, i live in the midwest and it’s nice to smell like something other than clinique “happy” or fucking tommy girl.

consigned. i have yet to wear santal and not have someone compliment it or ask me about it. thetallbrunette is obsessed too! it also stays on everything really well, not just skin - coats, pillows, gloves, scarves - so you don't even need to re-apply!

Can we highjack this post and make it about Jackie Brown instead?

That was pretty much my only thought when I clicked on the story. He’s a murderer, in my book.

I thought he was a lot of fun in this semi-terrible horror movie Blood Creek, in which Michael Fassbender played a Nazi zombie (true story).

I want Cavill, Jamie Dorner and Robert Pattinson to do terrible movie together (preferably soft core erotica with paranormal elements). The press tour would be gold. Cavill would say all sorts of tone deaf things, Dorner would look sort of awkward and embarrassed and Pattinson would straight out say that he hated it.…

I can only speak for myself, but this “simplistic crap” does strike me as wrong-headed, not to mention culturally and racially blinkered. It’s certainly not the only instance of reimagining imperialism as the happy meeting of cultures (Americans celebrate Thanksgiving every year, after all), but when an opportunity…

My cats said “yummo” when I fed them Nutrish.

Mel sex and a baby to deal with? Hard pass.

I disagree. Sometimes, you don’t realize how toxic a person was for you until you get some time and distance. 25 years ago, one of my best friends and I had a massive falling out. She cut contact with me - because SHE had done something awful and then she got upset that I dared to be angry about the thing she did.

Or nah.

My ‘spiritual’ friend dumped me when I got chronically ill. Because it says so in The Secret, you shouldn’t consort with sick people because it will attract more sickness. Some spiritual people are sick in the head. Namaste cuntface!

I remember what a relief it was getting over that hump between making just enough to get by and making enough to start stocking up. It felt so wrong to “splurge” on a $15 pack of toilet paper, even though I knew it was such a better deal.

Plus, even if you have access and money, if you don’t have storage, that’s another huge barrier. With less perishable stuff like diapers or paper towels, I suppose you can pile it up somewhere, but if you’ve got a couple with a child living in a one bedroom, there aren’t going to be many corners to stash things into.…

It’s legacy time!