How much funnier would it have been if she was a scientist and Melissa McCarthy was the streetwise subway worker? I would be so impressed 😭

For the love of all that’s holy and unholy, avoid the comment sections on Facebook & Youtube. Masculinity so fragile.

I’m just amazed you got them to shut the fuck up. kudos.

Jesus. Why are there so many fucking scumbags abusing children and women? For real, this is nuts. I was having a conversation with a bunch of men at my office and they were talking about crazy women making false rape allegations. I advised that false allegations are rare and that the vast majority of rape victims have …

This story pops up every now and again.. I first heard about baby Ester back in the 70's from an old aunt.. what goes around... we need a museum of appropriation. That shit would be golden just to record the faces of white people as the realize (late, lol) that it’s all appropriation. All of it.

Literally everything I write on his website is for my own amusement.

LOOK AT THOSE EYELASHES THOUGH

The only thing that’s obvious is that Eva is using this factual or fictional ‘incident’ to launch her mommy blog.

Gotta add this one. I love Jenny Beaven not giving a flying fuck about Oscars formal wear. Totally badass.

Giuliana and the rest of the E! Fashion Coven need to be put to bed.

what’s missing from most movies or shows is that the roles are not played by tim curry.

Hmm...this made me realize that what was missing from “Dexter” was that the role of Dexter was not played by Tim Curry.

And this is why you go to a real B&B, people. Walking into a vacant space that you booked online without human interaction at any point along the way is just asking for trouble.

You would never find a body in my garden.

I don't even mind Leonardo DiCaprio, but I just wanted him to lose so, so, much. And for Mad Max to win Best Picture. But I'm one of those people who can't have nice things.

Yeah, it kinda leaves one speechless, doesn’t it? Personally, I think the worst body language was coming from Alejandro Gonzalez Inarittu — director of the The Revenant — the guy giving the stink-eye with arms folded across his chest.

I LOVE IT! She looks a little nervous, but proud and content, but is getting the up-down ‘what IS she wearing?’ glance from those smug and fancified men and women! Some one posted elsewhere (the Jez article on what people were wearing at the Oscars) how actors dressed pre-stylist era. They look just like her!

Came across this Vine on Twitter — of Jenny Beavan making her way to the podium after winning Best Costume Design for Mad Max: Fury Road — and I must have watched it 10X over. No one was clapping, presumably because of the “horror” of a woman clearly not interested in glamming herself up. It’s infuriating but here’s…

anyone who isn't is suspect

#teamKylieMinogue