He’s full of shit. While he was saying “oh I don’t want my kids exploited on TV” he would take the kids out to the very edge of their huge property to play so that the paparazzi could get photos from the road. He was also pitching a reality show called “The Divorced Dads Club” with Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael Lohan.…

If I was suddenly the parent of 8 kids, with all the medical and other expenses that entails, I might have been willing to sign on that dotted line too. Especially since the horrors of reality TV weren’t really known back then.

I appreciate that DeVito is not actually Frank from always sunny, however, I would like to know what his twin, Arnold, has to say on the subject.

Lindy’s comment on it gave me chills, because I remember how kids called me a ‘n——-’ growing up and those same white kids loving rap/hip-hop. Good on Macklemore and good for Aham.

This guy, Macklemore? This is the kind of try-hard that I like.

Posh Spice jumps their Union Jack tour bus over a landmark drawbridge.

Preach. Except for me it would be the extravagant things. It’d be for things like “we don’t have to worry about how the mortgage is being paid this month”, and “I can actually afford to have a career because I don’t have to worry about paying for childcare” instead of working shitty jobs at odd hours so my husband and…

The people making the most money in porn probably do not want to have this conversation.

No I think you are correct, and I also think that she has not *genuinely* smiled in decades.

Mimi getting married. I’m sure it will be a modest, understated affair.

She killed my Brother in a knife fight in Saigon, back in ‘73 and on that day I swore revenge. Now, 43 years later, my opportunity is here and bitchy internet comments are my weapon of choice.

The only joke she seemed to have genuinely taken was Patrice’s bit about The Poltergeist/Gorilla, which she then basically inverted to show how rape-y/disgusting they were.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

Plus, she screamed it at a crowd in Nashville.

Not so much, no. But Madonna’s American.

Being called a cunt isn’t a big deal if you’re English.

Calling your kids dad a cunt in a very public forum is a great way to make sure your kid can't stand you.

I would rather we make Bowiebombing a thing. Hit people with Bowie lyrics.

There was a case a couple of years ago in northern MN on a similarly frigid night where college kids dropped off a friend at her house, then drove away before watching to make sure she got in the door. She apparently dropped her keys in the snow, couldn’t find them or get in, and was found the next morning on her…

You know how in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Ford recommends wearing a towel because it’s just so damn useful? You can use it for so many things! That is the entire reason I wear scarves. It’s the stylish version of the towel. It dresses up an outfit, you can use it to keep warm. I’ve carried things in it, I’ve…

You know how in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Ford recommends wearing a towel because it’s just so damn useful?…