I couldn’t bring myself to let anyone spend $120 on a cup of watered leaves for me, although I’m sure it is delicious. :)

So, I read the original column.

I would shorten this and wear it unironiccally because I love everything about it.

Counterpoint : this would be an ideal party for a surprise paintball raid.

It’s so weird to me that people are surprised by this. As a Muslim woman I constantly see incredibly fashionable Muslimas and I’m like “damn... I really should get out of my pajamas more often and up my game.” I’m a lazy Muslima when it comes to fashion but when I do go out in actual clothes most people don’t even…

“... what tore off the top two stories on the bridge?”

I am usually somewhat leery of Allred, but I completely agree with her on this. A 25 year old sexually grooming a 14 year old girl is not a “sex scandal”, it’s a potential crime. She’s a potential victim if anything happened, not a mistress in a cheating scandal.

Oh my GOD YOU KNOW HE SNEAKS ON HERE AND MAKES WIGS. YOU KNOW HE DOES.

DICK WIG! I’ve decided to call it “The Trump”:

I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

Honestly, this kind of scene is fairly common in city centers in large towns past 10 or 11 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, but they’re also pretty easy to avoid. The photographs make it look like this is city-wide pandenomium, but this is probably just a couple of streets where the big clubs are. Also, all those…

I love that people have been turning that first picture into works of art:

Brilliant!

Yeah, he is pretty awful. I used to follow him on twitter, after I started following some other Firefly people, and I had to stop because it was just so horrific.

Oy, and an anti-vaxxer.

I think you’re on to something. IMHO, so much (well sourced, entirely justified) hatred is on Ethan Couch, that there’s there’s now this script that the solution is to bring the full weight of the adult court system on minors.

Ethan Couch threw himself a farewell party before he fled the country to avoid going to jail after violating his probation for killing 4 people. This dude doesn’t have “affluenza” - he has “I’mapieceofhumanexcementandamacompletefuckingmoronititis”.

Not true this time.

There’s a bit of downplay on the gambit that the judge made for this fucker. The jury wanted to punish him, of course, but he was a minor and his punishment would have been non-severe regardless. And his record would have been expunged when he reached adulthood. So, she (the judge) puts him on…

For someone who is supposedly so privileged, he has really awful taste in food. I mean, you can get so much amazing cuisine in Mexico, and you go for fucking Dominoes? That makes me hate him even more, and I didn’t even think that was possible.

They are handsome but boring on such a pervasive level that sex with either of them would be like when you swim in a really beautiful resort pool but you’re constipated or something so it’s just like eh.