At the rehearsal dinner, the bride’s younger sister hooked up with a groomsman. We all found out about it the next night at the wedding reception. Why? Because the grooomsman walked in with his fiancee and the bride’s sister fled in tears. She spent the rest of the reception hiding in the ladies room. It was the most…

My boyfriend started off as a wedding hookup.

I thought it was Bust Our Moves Out, as they headed out to the dance floor. You know when you’re young, but someone uses a bunch of acronyms and you feel old enough to be worrying about having a fall?

In college, I was in LOVE with this dude two years older who was frat brothers with one of my good platonic friends. My love burned so bright, up to and including the only time we ever talked, which happened when I passed him walking down the stairs at the frat house, and he said “What’s up, NotJoeyLee3?” I should…

This will probably get lost in the grays, but it’s worth a shot...

With the nescafe, the hummus, the going back for a ‘cuddle’, and the three year celibacy - this is the most Israeli story I’ve ever heard.

I was a bridesmaid, he was a groomsman at my good friend’s very large, very expensive California wedding. I’m going to call him GM2 (I had already dated another groomsman in the wedding GM1 and would eventually date another GM3, a trio GM3 would call the three groomsmen of the apocolyspe, but I digress) GM2 and I were…

YASSSS. So two summers ago my (now) fiance got invited to a wedding for a really distant friend he hadn’t seen much since high school. We were perplexed by the invite but decided to go. The wedding was really weird (first dance was “Purple Stuff” and these people were band nerds) and awkward (white MOH “rapped” her…

I’VE NEVER HAD A WEDDING HOOKUP AND I’M SO ENVIOUS OF THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE!

This is more of a ghost story than a hook up story, but the ghost was kind of essential to the story. It was the last wedding in my wedding season from hell I was in like 3 weddings and attended 2 more and was very very single. I was a bridesmaid in my best friend’s wedding and was partnered with a tall, handsome,…

Maybe not the wildest, but perhaps my proudest.

Not a hookup story per say, but this is a good time to brag about the most genius thing I ever did. I’m at that magic age where somehow we are invited to somewhere between 4-10 weddings every year. Long ago, when he was just a quasi-boyfriend, I convinced my now-husband that it was an Irish tradition that everyone had…

Does it count as a ‘wedding hook up’ story if it was at a wedding where my now wife (then sworn enemy) and I didn’t hate each other anymore, as we had since we were like 14?

My then 21yo brother made out with not one, not two, but THREE of my friends over the course of my wedding weekend. One from HS, one from college, and one from work: his contention is that it was a stroke of genius on his part to dabble across all the three groups but I think luck and alcohol likely helped quite a…

Not exactly a hookup, but: I went to a wedding after working with a chiropractor for about a month to ease some severe neck pain. My chiro was convinced that sleeping on my stomach was the root of my problems and suggested putting tennis balls in my shirt at night to prevent rolling over. Obviously this was not an…

I went to a family friend’s wedding where the MIL wore a long white dress, got trashed and then went home with one of the groomsmen. It was kind of spectacular in a thank-god-that’s-not-my-mother kind of way. She definitely won the prize for most blatant attempt to upstage the bride and steal the show.

Alright, not my story, but at my wedding... My best friend and my husband’s best friend hooked up. This was surprising to no one. However, I did not expect it to happen in the guy’s car while he PLAYED A CD HE HAD RECORDED OF HIMSELF.

Okay, this isn’t a hook up, but a story of a guy who wanted to hook up with me at a wedding (so typical, cause I was a bridesmaid). So, it’s the reception time and I’m dancing my ass off. This cute guy starts dancing around me, and then he says the best pick up line I’ve ever heard: “I can’t dance, but I sure can…

I stayed in a hotel room w two other girls who ended up staying elsewhere to bang some dudes in bow ties and I slept alone in the room by myself and smoke a J while I watched Law and Order reruns at 4am.

At my wedding, my coworker hooked up with a girl I used to be friends with, in the parking lot, on his car.