My thing with my own tattoos has always been that if I love it deep down in my guts and it makes me smile to think about it becoming a part of me, I get it. Fuck other people if they think it’s cliche - the real question is: Do you think it’s cliche? Are you more worried about what other people think than you are…

I was in bed being lazy while he was getting ready for work, rolled over and said, “Dude, I’ve got this rad dress and nowhere to wear it. Wanna get hitched?” And he said “Gal, sure thing.” And so we went down to the court house a few weeks later and did the do. I think our daughter was more excited than either of us,…

You just made my night with that video.

WAS THINKING SAME. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

Eat well before hand - LOTS of iron & protein laden veggies help me power through (and my artist is a friend, so he has to suck it up and deal with my broccoli farts).

I’ve tried to read this three times, and each time I end up wanted to bang the book against the wall to see if I can knock some of the story out & make it consumable.

This is a very consistent issue with Simmons writing. I would have loved Drood if he could’ve just tried to edit himself

Starting when I was around 13 I realized I was really good at writing short stories, not so great at taking criticism. I started submitting my work under a fake name, and have been published quite a bit. Whenever I write I’m the courageous, creative, often dark and bitterly funny person people love to read. My small…

I think I love you.

It makes me irrationally happy to hear that Wilson is a Nice Nerd

I was terrified this was going to be a bait and switch. Thank you for not ruining my Billy Love.

Hero status: ACHIEVED

BECAUSE SAND IS CRUNCHY.

He is the sweetest! My recently out of the closet friend (who is more Wentworth Miller than Carson Cressly) and I saw him at the Greek when we were 17, right about the time When I Was Cruel came out. We lurked near his bus after the show with a small pack of equally excited middle aged ladies, and when his security…

It is in the top 3 nights of my life. Legit.

I forgot ABOUT THE CRAMPS.

I started crying when I read this. Poison Ivy is. The. Shit.

You get two YAAAAAAHS BITCH! es:

holy shit I remember the matches!

AM INSANELY JEALOUS OF THIS WHOLE ELVIS EXPERIENCE.